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"Blow Me Away" Dual Planter – 7"

$20.00Price

Let’s be real—your plants deserve to thrive in something as sexy and bold as you are.
Introducing the "Blow Me Away" Planter, where cheeky meets chic in the most pleasure-positive way possible.

 

Standing 7 inches tall, this seductive duo captures one of our favorite pastimes in a sleek, stylized design: one figure kneels in oral devotion while the other stands tall, soaking it all in. Both heads feature 2-inch bowls, perfect for tiny plants, air plants, or maybe just storing condoms and lube—hey, we don’t judge. 😉

 

💦 Available in 4 sultry skin tones
💦 Perfect for LS homes, parties, or that naughty nook
💦 3D printed and ready to please

 

Whether you’re gifting this to your favorite Unicorn, displaying it as a conversation starter, or just need a daily reminder of your oral talents, this planter gets the job done.

 

Because at The Happy Swinger, we believe love grows best… when you're on your knees. 🌱💋

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  • PRODUCT INFO

    Dimensions:
    📏 Height: 7 inches
    📏 Bowl Diameter: 2 inches (each head)

    Material:
    🖨️ 3D printed with eco-friendly PLA (Polylactic Acid), a biodegradable, plant-based plastic known for its durability and sustainability.

    Design Features:
    😈 Two abstract human figures in an intimate, oral pose
    🪴 Each figure features a 2" bowl planter on top of the head—perfect for succulents, air plants, or playful party favors
    💋 A bold, sensual art piece that doubles as functional décor
    🎨 Available in 4 inclusive skin tones

    Perfect For:
    ✔️ LS home décor
    ✔️ Conversation-starting centerpieces
    ✔️ Naughty housewarming gifts
    ✔️ Displaying your favorite small plants or treats

    Care Instructions:
    🧼 Wipe gently with a dry or damp cloth. Not dishwasher or microwave safe. For indoor use only.

    Please Note: This product is made using FDM (Fused Deposition Modeling) 3D printing technology, where material is built up layer by layer. As a result, you may notice subtle layer lines, slight surface textures, or minor imperfections such as stringing or small variances in finish. These characteristics are a natural part of the 3D printing process and do not affect the function or overall aesthetic of the piece. Each item is carefully inspected for quality and durability, ensuring you receive a product that’s as bold and unique as your lifestyle.

    We use eco-friendly, plant-based PLA filament, making this item a more sustainable and responsible choice for those who love to play hard while staying kind to the planet.

  • REFUND & RETURN POLICY

    Due to the custom and made-to-order nature of our 3D printed products, all sales are final. We do not accept returns or offer refunds unless the item arrives damaged or defective. If there is an issue with your order, please contact us within 7 days of delivery with photos and a detailed description, and we’ll do our best to make it right.

    Our goal is your satisfaction—so while we can’t take items back, we’re always here to help resolve any problems.

  • SHIPPING

    Calculated at checkout - based on weight.

    Local Delivery (10 mile radius of 44646) available for $5.00

    Pre-Orders for Events will not have shipping charges.

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