Legal

Terms & Conditions

Last updated: August 2026

These terms govern your use of thehappyswinger.com and the products and services we offer. By browsing or buying from us, you agree to them.

Using our store

Our store is for adults. You must be at least 18 years old (or the age of majority in your location) to place an order. You agree to provide accurate, current information when you check out or contact us.

Products and pricing

We do our best to display product images and descriptions accurately. Colors and small details may vary from screen to screen, and many of our items — including 3D-printed gifts and personalized door signs — are handmade, so minor variations are part of the craft. Prices are shown in US dollars and can change without notice. We reserve the right to correct clear pricing or description errors.

Orders

Placing an order is an offer to buy. We confirm that offer when we accept your order and begin processing it. If we can't fulfill an order (for example, an item is unavailable or payment can't be authorized), we'll let you know and refund any charge. Custom and made-to-order items may take longer to produce — see our Shipping Policy for processing times.

Custom orders

Custom and personalized items are made to your specifications. Because they're created just for you, they're generally non-returnable unless they arrive damaged or defective, or we made them differently from what you approved. Please review any proofs or details carefully before we begin production.

Intellectual property

All store content — including product photos, designs, text, and our logo — is owned by or licensed to The Happy Swinger and protected by intellectual property laws. You may not copy, redistribute, or resell it without permission.

Disclaimers and liability

Our store and products are provided "as is." To the fullest extent allowed by law, we're not liable for indirect or accidental damages arising from your use of the store or a product. Our liability for any order is limited to the amount you paid us for that order.

Governing law

These terms are governed by the laws of the United States and the state in which The Happy Swinger operates, without regard to conflict of law principles.

Contact

Questions about these terms? Email thehappyswinger1@gmail.com or use our contact page.